Spammers are scum. The kind of scum that can only be likened to something as repugnant and virulent as the Ebola virus.

They should be eradicated at the source, and I don't mean destroying their source codes or anything nearly as nice as that.

I want to find the fuckers advocating spamming my inbox with penis enlargement and viagra advertisements. A: I'm a girl, a very happily straight girl with no designs on growing a penis ever; B: George has the sex drive of a teenage virgin, giving him viagra is the absolute furtherest thing on my mind; C: Even if I did decide to get a penis or decide George's was inadequate, do you really think I'd be so fucking retarded as to click on any of the links from a spammer? 

I logged in today to write a few nice (nasty) stories about things and people after a fairly lengthy absence due to some intense studying, no internet, moving house, all the usual mundane shit that life dumps on you, and I find that I have 900 billion spam comments advocating, you guessed it! All sorts of genital enhancements.

Unfortunately, I am not blessed with being a 1337 h@x0r, but rest assured if I was, I would track down those fuckers and chop their dicks off with a blunt, rusty axe and force feed them a shitload of viagra as a particularly cruel torment. Then I would spam the entire world photos of them being tortured and mutilated and not one person on this planet would lift a finger to stop me. In fact, every single country would probably award me their highest military honour for outstanding dedication to the protection of the people. I'd have to keep my 2nd house as a trophy cabinet I'd have so many of them. I'd be the most popular person on the planet and nobody would give a shit what kind of atrocities I'd have committed to get there.

Instead, I've decided to put up with everyone else's bitching about having to log in to post comments or waiting for authorisation before comments are listed. Why? Because deleting 30 pages of shitty spam comments really pissed me off and I'm not doing it again. So if you want to comment, you can damn well log in and comment, or if that's too much bother for you, then you can post anonymously and I'll only authorise it if you're not trying to get me to grow a dick. Seriously, a girl could get a complex about that.